ectal land

http://daycaredoggerel.com/ 

Monday’s child is controlled by the State.
Tuesday’s child is consumed by hate.
Wednesday’s child lacks that healthy glow.
Thursday’s child never says hello.
Friday’s child is cold and unforgiving.
Saturday’s child is full of misgivings,
And the child who is born on Laundry Day
Is vile and sick and will lead you astray.

(I is still there.)

http://barelyregal.com

This is what NC does to you.

Nude Cheerleader Sword Smack 2008
Limited Special Champion Edition
Uncut
Redux
Episode One
With Bonus Footage
Too Hot For TV
Narrated by Yanni
Music by Danny Elfman
In 3D
With Over 4000 Minutes of Added Footage
Including Never Before Seen Alternate Ending

Episode two of the SuckCast appears.

And my hands nearly disappear.

And yay and stuff.

Once again, I have managed to update ectal.com after a couple rough weeks of failing to do so.

I welcome harsh criticisms and pointless panning, as nothing will better motivate me to churn something out every day or two.

Unless, of course, you have TP.

Another update at ectal.com

And for those of you who are more likely to read lj than my precious precious site, you can add ectal_dot_com to your friends list.

Rock on.

Entirely new stuff at ectal.com

Great stuff that will grow and grow into lots of great stuff.

There’s even a podcast.

I uuuuurge you to take a look. And tell me how much it all sucks.

Update: soon to be available on iTunes here

Buster, now somewhere around 4 months, give or take a week, arrived about 2 weeks ago:

http://ectal.com/gallery/v/Cats/