faaaaast food
Wendy’s puts waaay too much ketchup and mustard on their crap, so…
MANAGER: How may I help you?
ME: I can’t remember. Does the junior cheeseburger have onions?
MANAGER: Yes.
ME: Okay, let me get a junior cheeseburger with no onion and light sauce.
MANAGER: It doesn’t have sauce… You want mayo?
ME: It has mustard and ketchup, right?
MANAGER: Uh, yes.
ME: Okay, just not too much of that. Just a little mustard and ketchup.
MANAGER: Okay.
ME: Okay, and let me get a hamburger, totally plain. Nothing on–
MANAGER: You want a hamburger or a cheeseburger?
ME: One cheeseburger and one hamburger.
MANAGER: So one with cheese and one without?
ME: Yes.
MANAGER: That’ll be 1.88.
And what did I get? One cheeseburger with no onion, some pickles, and boatloads of ketchup and mustard. And one hamburger with pickles and boatloads of ketchup and mustard.
I’ve worked in fast food! There’s usually a freakin’ “light sauce” button!